jaredsadalecki:

jaredsadalecki:

the boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen


he sent me the meme
jaredsadalecki:

jaredsadalecki:

the boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen


he sent me the meme

jaredsadalecki:

jaredsadalecki:

the boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen

image

he sent me the meme

(Source: cptnarnerica)

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD
ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

lets play “how rude can i be until you realize i dont like you”

(Source: ouijasquiji)

"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
  • Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

sageoftenpaths:

B. Y. E

(Source: fadedtimes)

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni)

vashiane:

Natural Eye Color Chart

the-goddamazon:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Nobody tell them.

isis-:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

doctorwhoslostcompanion:

echoofmydreams:

boost-and-barbells:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

DYING. FUCKING DYING.

……Wait for it…….

Legend Gallon, Legend Milk, Legend Handle………..

Share a coke with a legend milk? Can of legend milk?? Coke and a big ass bottle of pink top milk????

it tok me a while but i got it